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Wednesday 19 August 2015

Please promote my website. Do you like porn?

From: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Sent: 19 August 2015 03:25
To: Heather Carter
Subject: RE: Website

Hello Carter,

Greeting from Clearpath Technology!!!

My name is Abhishek Verma, I'm Business Development Manager with Clearpath Technology.

I would like to discuss internet Marketing for your website, we can help you to get first page ranking on google.com

Please let me know convenient time for you to call you.

Please do not hesitate to ask any question.

Thanks and regards,

Abhishek Verma|Business Development Manager- IT Sales
Cell/Viber- +91- 99757 08020, Skype Id- sales.service.0015
Clearpath Technology Pvt. Ltd.
Email: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com Web: www.clearpathtechnology.com
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From: Heather Carter
Sent: 19 August 2015 10:25
To: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Subject: RE: Website

Hello Abhishek,

Thanks for your email, it sounds fantastic! I'd really like to get my website number one on Google. I run and operate a pornographic website, mainly focusing on beastiality. It's mainly horses and donkeys with humans but there are a few goats and even chickens. All the animals are over the legal age of consent for their species so it's perfectly legal (well apart from one video involving an otter).

I'd be really grateful if you could get me to number one on the Google.

Thanks

Heather x

From: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Sent: 19 August 2015 10:31
To: Heather Carter
Subject: RE: Website

Hello Heather,

Thanks for your email.

Sure, we can get your website on first page of Google/yahoo.
We have given you proposal for 30 keywords SEO for 6 months, which cost $1800.

Kindly confirm, so that we can send you Invoice and sign up link.
Once you complete the sign up, we will assign a dedicated Account Manager to proceed the project.

Kindly confirm the same.

Thanks,

From: Heather Carter
Sent: 19 August 2015 10:52
To: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Subject: RE: Website

Hello again Ahbishek,

So what keywords will you be using to get me to number one on the Google? It would be nice to know because some of the keywords might be flagged on the FBI hotlist. I really don't want to get in trouble with the FBI again, especially after the last hostage situation.

I shall sort payment out right away. I just need to get in touch with my contact in Zurich to move some funds around for me. I've got a few numbered accounts in Switzerland you see and it takes a bit of time to carry out any transactions. I'm sure you understand.

Yours sincerely

Heather x

From: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Sent: 19 August 2015 12:02
To: Heather Carter
Subject: RE: Website

Hello Heather,

Thanks for your email.

Once you are on board, our SEO expert team will do complete research and analysis for your website/business and suggest you top 50-60 keywords for suggestion in which you can shortlist the keywords you want to work OR our team will suggest final top 30 keywords. About FBI hotlist, you don't need to worry our SEO team will suggest only keywords which has no objection from FBI hotlist.

If you can proceed the sign up, we can assign a Account Manager and our team can start research and analysis work by today only.

Below is sign up link-

http://www.clearpathtechnology.com/payment/cc.php?id=abhi

Amount- $1800

Please let me know if you have any query.

Thanks

From: Heather Carter
Sent: 19 August 2015 14:42
To: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Subject: RE: Website

Hello Abhishek,

Are you sure? It's just words like bomb, terrorist, hostage, airport, nuclear, pork, sex, islam and chemical warfare are keywords that I'm keen to focus on to promote my pornographic website. You may wonder what that has to do with animal porn and I can tell you that the kind of people who watch animals having sex with humans are the same people who take part in the above activities.

Oh and in terms of the cost, I've recently been involved in an international embezzlement case and have had all my assets frozen. This has left me a bit short of cash and meant I've had to start holding up off-licences and post offices at gun point in order to pay for my drug addiction. Instead of paying you the $1800 dollars, would you offer your services in exchange for some free goat porn?

Thanks

Heather x

From: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Sent: 19 August 2015 15:15
To: Heather Carter
Subject: RE: Website

Hello Heather,

What's your website url?

No worry, our team will design keywords such way that will not have any problem.

We take upfront payment only.

Sorry, we don't have any other alternative.

Let me know if you manage the budget, we can start the project.

Thanks

From: Heather Carter
Sent: 19 August 2015 15:25
To: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Subject: RE: Website

Hi Abhishek,

Sorry to hear you don't accept goat porn as an alternative? What about horse porn? Badger porn perhaps?

From: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Sent: 19 August 2015 15:31
To: Heather Carter
Subject: RE: Website

No.

From: Heather Carter
Sent: 19 August 2015 15:35
To: abhishek.verma@clearpathtechnology.com
Subject: RE: Website

Hi Abhishek,

That's a real shame. Is there anything else I can offer instead? Some cocaine or maybe some sexual favours?